Ah-Beng Jokes :)

Single of married

Ah Beng was with his American and English friends at a bar in New York. The bartender asks," what would you like sir?"

The American replied, "JOHNNIE WALKER , SINGLE . "

The Englishman replied, " JACK DANIELS , SINGLE ."

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks , " And what about you , Sir?"

Ah Beng replies : " Tan Ah Beng , MARRIED. "

Computer " Help " button

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decided to us the "HELP" command after some tries. Soon After, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : " I pressed the 'F1' key for help but it's been over half an hour and still nobody has come to help me ??????"

Burnt red ears

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered , " I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor-But instead of picking up the phone, I accidnetally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena Lor!!!!" " Oh Dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. When the doctor finish treating Ah Beng's right ear , he proceeded to treat Ah Beng's left ear. The doctor was curious and ask Ah Beng, " i know what happen to your right ear. But why is your left ear also red?

Ah Beng replied , " THAT STUPID FELLOW CALLED AGAIN !!!!"